tequila-shot

Guy goes into a bar and asks for two tequila shots. The bartender pours them and the guy slams them down in seconds.

“Whoa, what are you celebrating or something?”

“I had my first bj today.” The guy relied. The bar tender looked at the scrawny man in from of him and felt a sudden burst of charity.

“Hell son, let me buy you another!” The bartender said.

“No that’s okay, if two tequila shots won’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will!”

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